Ingeniously Evil
Provides Instant Relief
from bites (excludes lions and tigers) and a variety of ailments. It will cure earache, swelling of the throat, constriction of the throat, elongation of the throat (unless resulting from the judicial system), toothache (restricted to false teeth only), plague and lycanthropy.
(Please note none of the claims made for this product have any basis in fact and are merely the falsehoods of an overpaid marketing guru)
Our 5 track CD is perfect for use in cases of aching muscles, stiff joints, strains, wrenches and spanners
Non-greasey Ingeniously Evil will not stain clothing, is suitable for use in public and has not been tested on animals. In fact it hasn't been tested. At all. Ever. On anything.
A single use is sufficient to provide instant mood enhancement.
This long lasting product can be used time after time and is available via our website or from the following reputable outlets
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